Do you want barbs with that? Below, some sample drive-thru captions suitable for our most recent contest pic, in which The Hills' Heidi and Spencer shill for Taco Bell.



"Proud graduates of the Kevin Federline career advancement course."—Scott Thorne, instructor at the Dept. of

Marketing, Southeast Missouri State

University



"Who cares, times two!"—Eric Grunfeld, Hatfield Quality Meats



"Photo taken at precisely 15:01."—Craig Litle, First Fidelity Bank



"You know the economy is bad when even Taco Bell can't get good help."—Steve Medved, YUM! Brands (which operates and licenses Taco Bell, of course)



"As stocks continue to drop, YUM! brands continues to outpace all others in its rapid decline. Investors are trying desperately to figure out why."—Leann VanDerHeyden, Lake Champlain Chocolates



"Free Crest whitestrips with every chalupa!"—Nancy Klimpel, Qosina/Qosmedix



"If the food isn't enough to upset your stomach, now you've got us!"—Richard Leonarz, Sony LTO Storage Media

"Glad to see that Spencer got a job!"— Adam Benjamin, Keystone Ridge Designs



"You sure you want this? We cooked it." —Jim Garrison, Aegean Pools



"Speidi, cheesier than the new Cheese Roll Up."—Alyssa Hilliard, SalonQuest



And this week's winner:

"My 'Speidi' sense is picking up the diabolical publicity whore duo."

—Tiffany A. Vaughan, Garden of Life